I LAUGHED UNTIL I CRIED!

You have to read this!

And to think, all I ever did was put a grilled cheese sandwich, which I made my boy friend, into my dresser drawer.  Why?  Because I burned it and if I threw it into the trash, he might have seen it.  What did I do with it?  Ate it, of course.  We didn't waste food!  I really did better in cooking than the pancake maker.  Now, almost 48 years after marrying my BF, we are both healthy and well-fed.